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You sighed as you grabbed your books for the next 3 periods left at school. You carefully closed your locker and headed to class. Only to be greeted by the 'players' at your school. All vary tall. And pervy in the head. You didn't pay much attention to them. Which of course, gave them interest. You loved video games more then people. You were in the state of thinking about Amnesia when Francis, being the perv he is, smacked you butt making you blush a dark shade of red.

"Pervert.." You mumble as Toni winks at you and Gilbert laughs a bit. You glare and head to Social Studies, your favorite class. Social Studies was your favorite because well, All you have to do is memorize things, write it down, put it on some homework, and BAM! take a test. But that was all.

Your Teacher Mr.J, got off topic and didn't really care about the rules. You could be in the middle of working on a paper and he'd start a conversation with everyone, have a rap battle, or a 'Yo Mama' face off.

He high-fived you on your way in and you giggled. After the bell rang everyone took their seats and Mr.Jones gave an assignment. After about fifteen minutes into the class Everyone but you started to get off topic and start talking. Antonio, Francis, and Gilbert were talking about girls, as ALWAYS.

You gripped your pencil harder when you hear them mention your name. "Yeah that girl (Y/N)... She's an interesting thing, isn't she?" Gilbert brings up making you grumble.

"Si, She is. She doesn't seam to want us." The Tall, dark, Spanish friend replied. Francis nodded with a "Oui~"

You grumble a bit louder, catching their attention.

"What was that~?" You hear Francis ask. You stand up and look at him. "You can't get every girl you want... You know that.. Right?" You raise an eyebrow and Antonio chuckles.

"We can~ Maybe you should pick up more books on love Chicka~" This got you mad. You push your glasses up on your noseand growl a bit.

"I pick up books like you pick up chicks! And We ALL know that's a lot." This made everyone in the class, even Mr.Jones go 'Ohhhh!' At your come-back.

"DUDES! You guys just got OWNED!" Mr.Jones called out.

"Then YOU have a serious reading problem!" Gilbert fights back.

"At least I read enough to know that that wasn't a good comeback."
I got REALLY bored when I thought of this~ HOPE YOU LIKED IT~

I have WAY to much free time..... OMG THIS IS MY 50th DEVITATION!

COMMENT PLEASE~! I'M SO ALONE AND I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO
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:iconmentallyhilarious333:
MentallyHilarious333 Featured By Owner 3 days ago  New Deviant
I love the line " At least I read enough to know that wasn't a good comeback." And I wish I had a teacher like America!
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Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2015
America would make a good teacher.
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:iconvinylsushi:
VinylSushi Featured By Owner 6 days ago
Ikr?!
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner 5 days ago
Yes. Countrys as teachers would be interseting...........Greece would be the sex ed teacher.
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VinylSushi Featured By Owner 4 days ago
WTF?! Why?
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner 3 days ago
hehehe i think you know why~
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:iconvinylsushi:
VinylSushi Featured By Owner 3 days ago
O.o
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner 3 days ago
*Pervy fangirl face* (OuO)
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VinylSushi Featured By Owner 3 days ago
XD
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StarBrightThePony Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNN
DAAAAAYYYYYUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM
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Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
*screams and jumps around* OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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daddysgirl12343 Featured By Owner May 30, 2015
The thing that got my attention was not the story don't get me wrong it was a good story but i was more interested in staring at your icon! XD Greenday 4 life XD
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Ketsuekin Featured By Owner May 29, 2015  Student Writer
Oooooooh!!dang baby got back!!haha just got to take it out of my system
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iiTheHeroii2 Featured By Owner May 28, 2015
This Was AWESOME
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pinkpenny101 Featured By Owner May 22, 2015  Student
At the part it said "she pushed up her glasses" I stopped and tried to push up my glasses, only to find it was not there. I freaked out for a second only to remember it's somewhere in the house.
Btw good story it was AWESOME! And ohhhh the BTT got roasted! 😂😎🙊
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Urufugaru-Wolf-Girl Featured By Owner May 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
hehehe
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Guerra7Noche Featured By Owner May 12, 2015
AWESOME
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jeffarnette Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
this is so me
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iloveleviackerman200 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015
AW SNAP
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:iconcinnamon-badass:
Cinnamon-Badass Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2015
OHHHHHHHH GET REKT
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bigthinkz546 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015
OOOOOOOOHHHH!!!! YOU JUST GOT OWNED SON!!!
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Superdaughter2 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015
Awesome 🐯
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:icononeandonlyterminator:
oneandonlyterminator Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015
Yo Gilbert, you gonna need some ice for that burn!
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LemonySweetness Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Hmmm Mr.Jones.....ITS AMERICA! 
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Linksys3809 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014
Oh my gosh I love you so much! :icononionxdplz:
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Cookiie--chan Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014
Glad you liked it! I have more on the account this is posed on (:iconpikachumistache: ) and this is my new account! I wrote this like a year ago im surprised im any comments on it~
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Linksys3809 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014
Haha yes! I've been meaning to comment on this for a while, but I didn't have time to. Imma just casually go over to your new account.....
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Cookiie--chan Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014
Go ahead! I dont have anything much on here so~
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ILikeCupcakez123 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014
YASSSS~!!! JUST LIKE ME AND THE GUYS IN MY CLASS!!! (Minus the flirting... :3 xD)
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Taco1up Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014
It's funny cause I actually hate social studies (no offense to people who like it) and my brothers gamer name is Mr.J. Great story!
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PortgasDRani Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014  Hobbyist
Would you like some ice for that buuuurn! :iconbadassplz:
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PrussiasKitten Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
totally been there...... epic yo
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xXTheSirenXx Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014
Eat that awesome burn Gilbert!! X3
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CrazyHetaliaLover13 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Best. Teacher. Ever.
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ZheAwesomePrussian13 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Student General Artist
XD
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LoZGamer316 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Amen! :flame: 
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Lebenen Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Apply burn cream here.
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Lolopuppy Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oooooooo burnnnnn
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Flames-of-awesome Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is how my 7th period is all. The. Time. Awesome story!!
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deaththekit Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
WOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
The BTT just got served!!!!!!
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TerraAreli Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
OOOOO THAT BURN!
sorry but looks like you need to put Antarctica on that burn XD
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idclolz Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014
OML I HAVE A TEACHER JUST LIKE THAT AND WE TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING!!! XD LOL ITS GREAT!!! BUT WE STILL GET STUFF DONE!!! it's very surprising actually... X3
And btw... THAT WOULD SO BE ME!!!!!!! XD YOU NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNN
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TamatoFairyGodmother Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Can I have Mr. J as my teacher k thanks (:

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TamatoFairyGodmother Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh wow I'm retarded it's Alfred.
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justaregulartomato Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014  Student Writer
Everyone wants him as their teacher now
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spirospy Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I kind of don't want him for a teacher because he would just talk about America's history...
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justaregulartomato Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Student Writer
Every single day???
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spirospy Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That is all my school does, talks about Americas history.
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alicescyphe Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
"I pick up books like you pick up chicks! And We ALL know that's a lot." This made everyone in the class, even Mr.Jones go 'Ohhhh!' At your come-back.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH READER THROWIN SOME SICK BURNS
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